Some of these are cute. I don’t think I’d ever put any of them in one of my books, but you never know!
A dirty book is rarely dusty
Horny as a three-balled tomcat
Hot beef injection, hiding the salami, makin’ bacon…(any other pork references?)
If the trailer is rockin’…
Sex is a two way treat
It isn’t premartial sex if you have no intention of getting married
Sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, than you better have a good hand